Santa picked me up early this morning in his new whip. Since then we have been cruising around the skies drinking a handle of rum and eggnog. Occasionally we’d hit up a city to deliver toys and restock the inflight bar. We don’t quite know where we are headed yet but who cares, playing Santa is the shit! So to all my wild ass friends around the world make sure to leave out the eggnog and Abuelo for us!